Football Season Is Here—Let Us Take the Yard Off Your Plate
- Andrew
- Sep 27
- 2 min read

Sunday Is for Football—Not Scooping the Yard
It’s game day. The grill is sizzling, your friends are arriving, and your jersey is ready. But as you step outside to set up, you realize there’s one thing you forgot… the yard still has landmines.
When it comes to football season, the last thing anyone wants to deal with is dog poop. That’s where we come in. At Major Piles, we make sure your yard is game-day ready so you can focus on the plays, not the piles.
Why Game Day + Dog Duty Don’t Mix
Guests in the Yard = Risk of Surprises
Nothing kills the vibe faster than someone stepping in something unpleasant, especially when they’re headed to grab more chips.
More Tailgates = More Mess
With weekend gatherings, backyard barbecues, and extra foot traffic, your yard gets more action. And that includes your four-legged fans.
No One Wants to Miss the Game for Poop Patrol
You’ve got the snacks and the fantasy league set. Don’t waste halftime scooping the yard when you could be celebrating touchdowns.
Get Your Yard Game-Day Ready
Pre-Party Cleanups
Hosting a crowd? We’ll come out before your event and give the yard a full sweep, leaving it fresh, clean, and ready for kickoff.
Scheduled Service During Busy Weekends
Choose weekly or bi-weekly cleanup during football season so your yard stays clean all the way through the playoffs.
Bundle Deals for the Season
Score extra savings with our fall football bundle. Perfect for homes hosting regular watch parties or tailgates.

Football Fans Love a Clean Yard
No Mess, No Stress
You’ll actually be able to enjoy the game knowing there’s nothing gross lurking in the grass.
Make Your Place the Go-To Watch Party Spot
Friends and neighbors love a host who thinks of everything, including a poop-free patio.
Keep It Safe for Pets and Kids
Whether the kids are tossing a football or the dog is chasing a toy, a clean yard means fewer mishaps.
Score Big with Major Piles This Season
Football season is busy, exciting, and full of celebration. Don’t let dog waste be the thing that ruins your home-field advantage. Let Major Piles take care of the yard while you cheer on your team.

Book Your Football-Friendly Cleanup Schedule Today
Contact us today. Because a clean yard is the real MVP.
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